At the V & A Museum the other day, helping a friend with the scanning of an eighteenth century mantua for her MA research. And then we saw this and it made us laugh.

The dos and the don’ts of the V & A. It was quite a read. It was all there in tab form, ready for us to defend the nation’s prizes. Shonagh (the woman in the photo) and I could now tackle any terrorist, art thief or blackmailer with the flick of a wrist.

BDW